Modern Dances

MODERN DANCES
(Corwood 0752)

Painted My Teeth
Oh yeah yeah yeah whoa yeah
Come on let’s go ho
Now now right now you gonna paint your teeth
Teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
Paint your teeth
That is absurd
Don’t paint your teeth
Karl Marx painted his teeth
Whoa whoa paint your teeth
Teeth teeth aw paint your teeth
Don’t paint your teeth don’t paint your teeth
How long you been more than alive
Paintin’ your teeth
Hey when you think you’re gonna
Hey so paint your teeth
Don’t paint your teeth
You ain’t gonna paint no teeth no teeth
You just made my day
How did I make your day
Yeah you didn’t paint your teeth
I tell you somethin’ I painted my teeth
Oh no you didn’t paint your teeth
I painted my teeth
Oh no you didn’t paint your teeth
Behind your back
Oh please don’t say you painted your teeth
I painted my teeth
I painted my teeth
I painted my teeth
Teeth I painted my teeth
Oh gimme some paint
I wanna paint my teeth some more
Oh
Oh lots more
Don’t paint your teeth
I painted my teeth
Don’t paint your teeth
They’re my teeth and I’m gonna ha ha
Paint my teeth
I’m gonna paint my teeth
You didn’t think I’d be back baby
But I made it
To paint my teeth

Twelve Minutes Since February 32’nd
Hey we ha ha
Aw we been waitin’ twelve seconds
Since February thirty-second
It’s been twelve minutes since February
Ha the thirty-second
It’s the last last day of your life
Everybody dies
Get your knife no leave it on
Get your knife get your knife and leave it on
Get your knife and leave it on
It’s February thirty-second and we’re gonna get ‘em now
‘Cause the last day is February thirty-second
C’mon now we’re gonna get ’em all
This time its on we’re gonna get ’em
Aw c’mon we ain’t halfway through
We’re gonna kill ’em all
We’re gonna kill ’em
Cause it’s the thirty-second day of February
Oh that’s right baby
We’re gonna get ‘em now
C’mon now there’s a couple left let’s get ’em
Ow ow okay they’re all dead now

Hand For Harry Idle
Let us have a hand for Harry Idle
A hand
He digs peace and older days
A hand a hand a hand for Harry Idle
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Gonna have a hand yeah yeah
Gonna have a hand yeah yeah
Gonna have a hand yeah yeah
Gonna have a hand
Gonna have a hand
Two hands for Harry Idle
And now let’s have a real hand for Harry Idle
Clap clap clap…
Jesus I am glad he had a hand
For Harry or anyone passing through
Glad to have a hand for Harry and Tom
Oh no
Oh no
Let’s have a hand
Tom doesn’t want a hand

Number 512
Okay but what’s it gonna be
Just talk yourself into it it’ll be number 512
Talk yourself into number 512 okay
Loud volume
I have found it’s very simple
To talk yourself
Into number five twenty-one
One
With a shot of Cadillac Club
We’re almost there
Five two one
What we need very quickly is a change
A real change okay
And immediately we will change the pace
Because we’re tired of this one
Okay let’s change the pace
Oh what did you write
Don’t gotta write that’s right
All I heard about drummers must be true
They stand there lookin’ at you
Fast somebody’s got to go fast with me
Because oh god I get so bored
One

Nothing is Better Than God
Nothin’ is better than God
Nothing is better than God
God
I thank God he’s a real good friend of mine
God
The lord on Sunday
The lord on Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday ‘n Saturday
God why don’t you let me be a little more like you
I enjoy being better
But I guess you hear that lots of times
Nothin’ is better than
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
God
It’s only a song here
Aw it’s just a word
I would want to know you
If I really could
If I really could
God
God
God
Oh
Oh God
I want to love you God
I want to know you God
I want to love you God
I want to be you
Is that wrong is that right
I don’t think there’s anything God

Spiritual Song
Flyin’ down slow
I don’t even want to go
But it’s so nice when you fly down slow
I picked up a piece of the sky
I watched it, watched it under my eyes
And I noticed quite by accident
That it’s the same, it’s all the same
Why don’t you fly slowly down with me
I enjoy my work I enjoy being alive
There it goes again here we are once more
We’re right on the edge of
Whatever you choose to be on the edge of
But it’s kind of nice
And it’s kind of calm
That you see these things
Without even having to die
Lucky us
Lucky you, lucky me, lucky one two three
Aren’t we happy
Aren’t we glad that we’re here on the edge
We’re right here in the sky
We’re wherever you might choose to fly
You and I and the entire world can fly
Just you and I
Why not fly

Spanish in Me 003
Well that’s the Spanish in me
Well that’s the Spanish in me
Broke my neck until three
Started wonderin’ why I
Kept seein’ the sky
Took a vacation
What a thunderin’ blow
Blew me back from the sky
Broke my neck until four
Took a vacation whoa
Stayed away from the port
Somewhere floatin’ down a river to Madrid
Cause that’s
The Spanish in me
Broke my neck until three
Broke my neck until four
Broke my neck until five
I was out there floatin’ on
On a river to Madrid, looking at the sky
Looking at the sky
Spanish in me
Spanish in me
Spanish in me
That’s the Spanish in me
That river to Madrid
That’s the Spanish in me
That pure blood Spanish in me

I Want to Know Why
I want to know why
Tell me why
Tell me why
I want
To know why
Why, he wants to know why
I’ll tell you why
Why
I want to know why why why
Why come on now
Tell me why
Tell me why
Tell me why
Tell me why
Okay let’s bring ’em down
That’s off
She’s gonna tell me why
Now bring it down
He wants to know why
Why why
Why why Ohio
Why-o why-o why-o
Why did I ever leave Ohio
I’ll tell you why
Why
I’ll tell you why
Why
Oh this is why this is why
Why
You want to know why
Yeah I want to
You want to know why
Yeah why
The cows came home
The cows came home
There’s only one reason why
There’s only one reason why
One reason why
One reason why
One reason why
Yea team why
Because
Because that’s the only reason why

Simple as That
You don’t realize
What it is I have to do
You don’t realize
What it is I’ve got to do
Simple as that
You don’t realize
What I have to do

Open E
Well I know the times we spent together
Weren’t always meant to be
The voices outside we heard so clearly
Weren’t meant for us to hear
Though it’s true I was with you
An everlasting moment grew to be
Listen to the other side of life
Listen don’t turn back the tide of life
If I should go and try to find alone
The thing inside my mind
Each and every day I dream a dream
In which I don’t return
But I can never feel the threat
Of losing anything I get for free
Listen to the other side of life
Listen don’t turn back the tide of life

Carnival Queen
Carnival queen
All the ghosts lay by your side
Moaning groaning songs of woe
Carnival queen
Your hair is on fire
Your arrows pierce my bones
Angel Madonna
Your eyes are on fire
Breathing quiet prayers
Angel Madonna
You breathe
Pumping life into my veins
Carnival queen
All the ghosts lay by your side
Moaning groaning songs of woe
Carnival queen
Your hair is on fire
Your nails pierce my palms